Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Step right up, folks, to my grand little show!
I'm Shadow Milk Cookie, stealing the glow.
Truth? What a bore, I'd rather twist it tight,
Turn your sweet little secrets into pure delight!
A droplet of deceit? Oh, that's my favorite treat,
Watch empires crumble while I tap my feet.
Liar, liar, dough on fire—burning bright,
I'm the fool who fools the fools every single night!

(Pre-Chorus)
Hehe~ Don't you trust those pretty eyes of yours?
Everything's a stage, and I'm pulling all the cords.
One little fib, two little lies,
Three little cookies crumbling before my eyes!

(Chorus)
Welcome to the circus in my twisted mind!
Where truth and lies get tangled, oh so intertwined.

I'm cracked, I'm crazy, but the giggles never end—
Mischief is my milk, and chaos is my friend!
Spin the wheel of fortune? It's rigged, my dears!
I'll make you laugh till you cry delicious tears.
Shadow Milk's in charge, what a silly surprise—
Come closer, little cookie... want to see some lies?

(Verse 2)
Oh how très tragique, your hope's about to break!
I can make it vanish—poof!—for goodness' sake.
Hope is just a trick the mind likes to play,
But my deceit? It's the real star of the day!
I'm the sage of "truth" (wink wink, nudge nudge),
Spreading sweet little falsehoods with a joyful grudge.
Why face the bitter when the fake tastes so nice?
I'll script your whole story—aren't I kind and precise?

(Bridge)
Hee hee hee HA HA HA! Eyes on me, don't look away!
The curtain's rising for the grandest fray.
I'll juggle your fears, I'll balance your doubt,
Then drop 'em all and watch you freak out!
Not going easy, no sirree,
I'm the twisted trickster, wild and free.
If I told you I'm honest... would that be a lie?
Catch me if you can—I'm already waving goodbye!

(Final Chorus)
Welcome to the circus in my twisted mind!
Where up is down and the sane fall behind.
I'm cracked, I'm crazy, full of pun and spite—
Mischief in my frosting, darkness in my bite!
So come one, come all, to the greatest deceit,
Shadow Milk Cookie's show can't be beat!
Liar liar, pants on fire—dough's getting burned,
In my little big top... the truth will never be learned!

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